Celebrating Brunettes

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Welcome to ! Beautiful Brunettes !, my tribe celebrating the inner and outer beauty of the brunette women. Brunettes captivate me, and you are all beautiful, gorgeous, erotic, mystical and enchanting.

I have read many of your posts and your responses on Tribe and found that you few select brunettes to be the best looking, the most intelligent, the wittiest, cunning, yet coy at times, and over all just down right erotic. (I did hand/eye/mind select each of you, my lil angels)

If you didn't already know...

There have been rivals in Hollywood since the 1930's regarding brunette and blonde women. In my opinion, brunette women are more attractive. No one really can put an ounce of attactiveness into intelligence... but I find brunette women far more intelligent than blonde women. Why? I guess while the blonde is out trying to have more fun the brunette is hard at work, being loyal to herself, her mind body and spirit.

Mind you, that there are intelligent blonde women everywhere, there is nothing like an intelligent brunette, because, intelligence seems to just flow off of a brunette. Blondes have to speak it before you actually realize that they are intelligent. As for sex appeal, I find that more brunettes have more of an olive complexion.. a built in tan.. and what is more sexy than an olive complexion. Blondes tend to be more fair skinned while brunettes skin seems to be less frail. Brunettes have an ora about them.. mystical, erotic, and seductive. Blondes look decent in very few colors. Brunettes look great in every color. Again an opinion.

Most men don't appreciate the true beauty of the brunette female. They dont' get it.. brunettes make better spouses, more likely to be the first female president of the USA, are top in their career field, more likely to be honest, make more money, and better listeners and better with children, all opinions of Clairol's poll, (see below).

War with the blonde.. I'm tired of the matching off between blonde and brunette. We all know the brunette wins in the end.

Well, it's about time the bitch won over the ditz. It's time for Veronica to get Archie away from Betty, for Velma to bitch-slap Roxie out of Chicago, for Kathryn to run Annette into the ground, and for Faith to kick some Buffy ass.

(www.spoil.angelcities.com/rival.html)

I'm not too sure where the whole hair colour stereotype originated, but definitely the most popular rivalry is between Veronica Lodge and Betty Cooper from the Archie Comics. On the surface, they're best friends, but behind their backs they're always plotting against each other, with Betty thinking she can win Archie over with her "innocent blonde charms". Riiiiight.

Well everybody knows that Velma Kelly actually worked to get as famous as she did in Chicago, while Roxie Hart used murder to get in the papers. Alright, so they both committed crimes, but Velma's actions were justified while Roxie was just plain naive.

So this is my favourite rivalry: Faith against the self-righteous Buffy Summers in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Faith didn't grow up with friends and family, so she's disadvantaged, but she's instinctive and she puts her heart into everything she does. Buffy clearly considers herself as superior to her and avoided her when her friends all liked her. Very Slayer-like.

Of course, where there's Buffy, there's Dawson's Creek. I don't actually watch the show and I only know that there was some point in time when Joey Potter and Jen Lindley were both into Dawson (I think). Well, judging on looks alone...okay, okay, that's not fair. But based on part of an episode I saw, Jen seems extremely ditzy, which is never good.

And even in the great Lord of the Rings trilogy, you have one of these rivalries: Arwen versus Eowyn. Arwen is the elf-princess ready to give up her immortality for true love with Aragorn, while Eowyn, the human, just sees him as hot stuff. 'Nuff said.

I think one could easily remember Jane Burnham and Angela Hayes in American Beauty. Jane wasn't interested in conforming, and she lived in a dysfunctional family and still came out on top. Angela lied to make herself seem superior and turned out to be no better than anyone else.

Let's face it: even though Kathryn Mertueil was the biggest bitch in Cruel Intentions, she put in a lot of effort to get into her position. What was Annette Hargrove in comparison? She started out as a bet! The sweet, innocent, little angel...who I believe had a boyfriend when she got it on with Sebastian. Hmm...strong morals there.

Once again, we bring in the huge stereotype. Blonde white innocent naive girl, aka Sara Johnson, meets gorgeous African brunette bitch, aka Nikki, in Save the Last Dance. But hey, at least Nikki didn't need special lessons to be learn how to be cool! Come on, that's just pathetic...and hey, Nikki was there first.

This might be one of the less popular ones, but anyone who's seen Undercover Brother knows that Sistah Girl is so much better than White She-Devil (or Penelope Snow...what kind of a name is that?). One's got game, the other is just a ditz.

Since Gilmore Girls is so popular, there has to be a brunette/blonde problem, so voila! They give you Rory Gilmore and Paris Gellar. They both talk much too fast...but anyways, Rory is much more level-headed while Paris' temper seems to fly all over the place. Although they've set aside their differences, it's clear that Rory can hold her own much better than Paris.

The show may be long gone, but the rivalry between Ling Woo and Ally McBeal in Ally McBeal is still so memorable. Who doesn't love Ling's growl and dominatrix attitude, especially compared to Ally's shy, meek personality? I think the competition is pretty clear.

When you've got a movie called Legally Blonde, you're bound to have a brunette rival for the heroine, in this case Elle Woods. Enter Vivian Kensington, the girl who deserved to be in Harvard and who actually got the marriage proposal without throwing herself at the guy.

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The Clairol quiz..and this is what Clairol says from their survey(www.clairol.com/quiz/attitude/): (I included the * to denote the 'winner' in each question)

1.
If you were a superhero and all of your powers lie in your hair, what color would it be?
A. Blonde
B. Brunette
C. Red *

Women Brunette 47%
Men Red 49%
Teens Red 48%

2.
In your opinion, who's better at managing money?
A. Blondes
B. Brunettes *
C. Redheads

Women Brunettes 83%
Men Brunettes 82%
Teens Brunettes 88%

3.
If the CEO of a company could only hire one woman solely based on her haircolor, who do you think is most likely to be hired?
A. A Blonde
B. A Brunette *
C. A Redhead

Women Brunette 59%
Men Brunette 55%
Teens Brunette 65%

4.
Who most enjoys being pampered?
A. Blondes *
B. Brunettes
C. Redheads

Women Blondes 76%
Men Blondes 73%
Teens Blondes 84%

5.
If a blonde, redhead and brunette were stopped at a 3-way stop sign, who would most likely give the right of way first?
A. The Blonde
B. The Brunette *
C. The Redhead

Women Brunette 59%
Men Brunette 60%
Teens Brunette 53%

6.
Whom would you trust with your deepest secrets?
A. A Blonde
B. A Brunette *
C. A Redhead

Women Brunette 77%
Men Brunette 73%
Teens Brunette 77%

7.
Blondes might be perceived as "having more fun," but who do you think has a better love life?
A. Blondes
B. Brunettes *
C. Redheads

Women Brunettes 40%
Men Redheads 54%
Teens Brunettes 43%

8.
If you could change your haircolor for only one day, what color would you make it?
A. Blonde
B. Brunette
C. Redhead *

Women Redhead 40%
Men Brunette 46%
Teens Redhead 43%

9.
When you picture the "face of practical advice," whom do you most envision?
A. A Blonde
B. A Brunette *
C. A Redhead

Women Brunette 88%
Men Brunette 90%
Teens Brunette 88%

10.
What haircolor will the first female U.S. president have?
A. Blonde
B. Brunette *
C. Redhead

Women Brunette 76%
Men Brunette 74%
Teens Brunette 67%

11.
Who is most likely to turn your significant other's head?
A. A Blonde * (I must be in the minority)
B. A Brunette
C. A Redhead

Women Blonde 49%
Men Blonde 44%
Teens Blonde 86%

12.
Who has more self-confidence?
A. Blondes
B. Brunettes *
C. Redheads

Women Brunettes 46%
Men Brunettes 44%
Teens Blondes 55%

13.
Who do you think is more of a risk taker?
A. Blondes
B. Brunettes
C. Redheads *

Women Redheads 62%
Men Redheads 67%
Teens Redheads 51%

14.
Who is more likely to be a perfectionist?
A. Blondes
B. Brunettes *
C. Redheads

Women Brunettes 62%
Men Brunettes 57%
Teens Brunettes 61%

15.
Who is wealthier?
A. Blondes * (factually I'd have to disagree)
B. Brunettes
C. Redheads

Women Blondes 57%
Men Blondes 54%
Teens Blondes 61%

16.
Who is most glamorous?
A. Blondes *
B. Brunettes
C. Redheads

Women Blondes 65%
Men Blondes 56%
Teens Blondes 75%

17.
Who has the best family life?
A. Blondes
B. Brunettes *
C. Redheads

Women Brunettes 79%
Men Brunettes 80%
Teens Blondes 65%

18.
Whom would you most trust to be left alone with your significant other?
A. A Blonde
B. A Brunette * (exactly! leave me in a room full of brunettes ;)
C. A Redhead

Women Brunettes 55%
Men Brunettes 54%
Teens Brunettes 51%

19.
Who do you think is the most beautiful blonde?

28% of the top 5 votes from women went to Reese Witherspoon
23% to Marilyn Monroe
16% each to Gwyneth Paltrow, Meg Ryan and Cameron Diaz
Among the blonde bombshells, 26% voted Marilyn Monroe.

(Marilyn Monroe was actually a brunette. But Betty Paige blows Marily Monrow away, in my opinion)

20.
Who do you think is the most beautiful brunette?

Women
Julia Roberts 24%
Men
Sandra Bullock 33%
Teens
Julia Roberts 28%
Among the beautiful brunettes, 28% voted Halle Berry as their first choice.

(Betty Paige would have been mine)

21.
Who do you think is the most beautiful redhead?

Women
Nicole Kidman 40%
Men
Nicole Kidman 31%
Teens
Nicole Kidman 43%
Redheads themselves agreed at 43%.

*
Blondes - 4
Brunettes - 11 (Overall 'winner')
Redhead - 3
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I want to thank each and every one of you beautiful, intelligent women for coming and recognizing the fact that you ARE beautiful, inside and out. Please feel free to post any pictures that you have.

Kevin
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  • Re: Celebrating Brunettes

    Tue, June 15, 2004 - 11:39 AM
    I feel like we were all just recruited to Charlie's Angels or something...
    • Re: Celebrating Brunettes

      Tue, June 15, 2004 - 11:47 AM
      ooh man! does that mean we get to wear sexy threads and fight crime!! YAH!
      • Re: Celebrating Brunettes

        Tue, June 15, 2004 - 11:48 AM
        ooo and shoot guns!
        • Re: Celebrating Brunettes

          Tue, June 15, 2004 - 1:11 PM
          Yeah. I wondered that too.

          Perhaps we should all brush up on our kung-fu and of course, get feathers cut into our hair. We are talking old school Angels, aren't we?

          Minus Farrah though. We don't need any stinkin' blondes anyway. Well, not according to "Charlie"
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            Re: Celebrating Brunettes

            Tue, June 15, 2004 - 9:46 PM
            Elevan,

            As a young male growing up, I never watched Chalies Angels for Farrah in the first place. The only weapons she had were her boobs and her teeth (smile). Kate Jackson and Linda Carter are the two who actually made C/A worth watching, don't you think?

            Same goes for Gilligans Island, Dawn Wells knocked the socks of of Tina Louise every day of the week. The slinking snake like movements and bite that 'Ginger Grant' did on G/I just made me sick as a kid. I was drawn to 'Maryann Summers' because of her smile, her glow and her charm... plus she wasn't a towering bimbette either, although.. the scantely clad Dawn Wells was funner to look at than John Gage on Emergency 51.

            The Brady sisters.. I won't even go there .. *gag

            Bo and Luke Duke... now what kind of flower/sister would have 'Daisy Duke' (Catherine Bach) been had she been a blonde? That is a scary thought.. a blonde Georgia Peach running around Hazzard County, GA with a shotgun? Images of Pamela Anderson in heels in the mud come to mind.. and it doesn't work for me...

            Now then.. the Partridge Family .. Susan Dey as Laurie Partridge .. if cast by a blonde? I can't imagine or think of any other TV Teens from the 70's that were blonde other than the 'Brady Sisters'.

            I could go on and on with my infatuations but I'll stop. Blondes don't make my world go around.. you all do.. every last single one of you brunette beauties.
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      Re: Celebrating Brunettes

      Tue, June 15, 2004 - 9:22 PM
      Fatal's Angels.. I'm liking it.. *weg.

      Really you all needed a tribe for brunettes, with all the blondie and redbed tribes that are around. So what better way to introduce myself to all of you anyways.. and sponsor something I love.. the pursuit of my happiness.. being around gorgeous brunettes all day long. I am going to let brunette guys/gentlemen join as well, unless you all want me to keep ya all to myself ;)

      Well welcome aboard and I hope you'll stick around.

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